Here are my "Pick 'Em picks for this weekend:

NFL:
Broncos buck See Hacks
St. L' ams ram Bears
Raiders pillage Tee-Dumpers (assuming New England doesn't get any more "second chances" after calls are reversed)
Williams cook Chefs
S' aint's work a miracle on Han Solo and Chewbacca (okay, that's a stretch)

PAC -10:
Condoms cover the Sun Devils
Ducks fly away from the Snarlin' Puppy Dawgs
Golden Bears maul the Kitties
Beavers chew through the Trees
(how witty I am today)