Well, whadya know, the infamous greater D.C. area "sniper" suspect has a local connection. Now I'm just waiting to hear if he attended Tyee.

But we can grow 'em around here, can't we? Ted Bundy, Green River Killer (Gary Ridgeway, apparently), now this guy. The only question that remains is, is yours truly one of them. Yep, that's right, do I fit the profile of a deranged killer. In the interests of public safety and the Scott family of Arlington, WA, lets break it down:
moody, tempermental NW resident
attented Tyee High School
spent some time in Bellingham
displays obsessive behavior patterns
perfectionist and detail oriented
alleged stalker of otherwise innocent young crime victims
likes to hide in the bushes with sharp things

OK, so I made that last one up (so don't call the police) but I think the evidence is clear. If I were you, I'd watch your back around me.

(disclaimer: the preceeding is, of course, humor, even if You don't think its funny... and hell, I can hardly blame you for that, I mean, it isn't really something you should joke about, and making light of people who got stabbed in the neck by their ex-boyfriends isn't really something you should do, you know, and its kind of pathetic and all of me to... uhh... what the hell was I talking about? Anyway, uhh, so, like, don't freak out and get your dad to call me up and threaten me, or notify the local authorities or anything... unless, of course you think I'm only telling you that becasue you believe I'll come after You next. AHH!)