I am left to wonder, and would sure like to know, how many people under the employ of Alaska Airlines use "nicotine products." I am SURE, given the sanctity of that great corporation, which sits at the left hand of the God, the Holy Ghost, and the Jesus our Lord and Savior of Health Insurance, that NOT ONE of their 11,000 employees so much as THINKS about even TOUCHING the evil that IS "Nicotine Products."

Oh, dear Lord, Alaska Airlines, please save us from ourselves!!!!!

And Amy Taut will gladly tell you that it is all for the best, and only degenerate savages would smoke their tobacco pipes or cigars when partying with their friends.

We bow our heads in Prayer and Tnak the righteousness that IS Alaska Airlines, and may God Bless their special 11,000 chosen completely nicotine-free children.