So there's some jackass new movie out about some dipshit post-adolescent fuckhead who gives up sex for Lent; aka 40 days. What, am I supposed to feel sorry for this guy, or what? Jesus Christ, I just wish I was in a position to be GIVING UP sex.

You know, If I was offered some sort of a contract where I could have sex every 41 days (i.e. 40 days between any sexual contact), no more, no less, for the rest of my life, I would sign it in a heartbeat. I wouldn't even have to think about it.