Okay, so I'm struck by the fact that half these girls aren't really all that good looking. I'm sure there are plenty of beautiful African women out there, but that chick from the Sudan definitely isn't one of them! I know there trying to be all international and shit, but come on. It also reinforces my belief that Daniela Pestova is the best of the lot of 'em. And where's Laetitia Casta? What sort of half-assed show is this.

But most of all, this "host" is as gay as the day is long. It kills me to see this guy cavorting with these supermodels, this is something that is truly wasted on someone as queer as a three dollar bill. Beyond that, is every male involved in the fashion industry light in the loafers, or is it just me?

Anyway, I'm beginning to conclude that the only way I'm ever going to get chicks is by turning homosexual.