Ambiguously Disgruntled Manifesto

wasting your time since 1975

11/25/2001

Notes from the cabin:
Fri Nov 23 1:31am:
"Ch 44 (= ch 8) is like 'Monet on the TV' it's amazing, get Jody out here, she's got to see this." Ben Folds is on the TV and Andy just a) farted and b) took a picture -- Now I know who Ben Folds is, but I still haven't been to the Showbox EVER.

Fri Nov 23 10:20 pm:
There's nothing like walking out on a cold November night, standing at the edge of the surf, and pissing into the ocean. You can't put it into words -- so I won't try.

Sat Nite Opinion Poll:
poll #1 When did Aerosmith lose their credibility:
Jody - when they first opened their mouths
Andy - videos with Liv Tyler and that other chick, "isn't that sick and wrong, having your own daughter..."
Jake - Armegeddon, "nuf' said!"

poll #2: favorite non-swearing curse
Jody - dadgummit!
Andy - Jacob-b!
Jake - god bless America

poll #3 What will the final score of the UW-Miami game going to be (taken at end of 3rd quarter with score at 51-7)
Jody - 72-13 [note: Jody graduated from UW, but doesn't give a shit about football]
Andy - 65-14
Jake - 58 - 21
the final score was Miami 65, UW 7

poll #4: favorite song you don't want to admit you like
Andy: never answered, but commented "the first CD I ever bought was Milli Vamilli
Jody: "Fishin in the Dark" by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
Jake: that "How Bizarre" song by OMD

poll #5: worst major television ad campaign
Andy: "that little Pepsi bitch"
Jody: GMAC and Ford 0% financing: Keep America rolling my ass, hiding behind veil of "patriotism" to seize an opportunity to sell tons of cars and make tons of money
Jake: the whole trend in advertising in which men are always foolish idiots and it's up to their wives/girlfriends to get things right

poll #6: the most inconsequential state
Andy - Saskatchewan
Jake - Delaware
Jody - Kansas

poll #7: one thing from the 70's you'd like to retain for your future
Andy: "ME"
Jake: Led Zeppelin
Jody: the Voyager missions

poll #8: album that changed your musical views as a teenager
Jody - "10" by Pearl Jam
Jake - "The Real Thing" by Faith No More
Andy - "One from the Vault" by Grateful Dead

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